Text Message Confusion - Key & Peele *の日本語和訳


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"Being trying to reach out to you all day.
Are we on for tonight?"
Jeez.

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What?
You can't catch me.
You can't catch me.
I'm Lance Moore.
Touch down, bitch.
What?
Pause.
Oh shoot.

00:00:33
Keegan's been texting me.
"Sorry dude, missed your texts.
I assumed we'd meet at the bar.
Whatever, I don't care."

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"Sorry dude, missed your texts."
"I assumed we'd meet at the bar.
Whatever, I don't care."
"Whatever, I don't care"?
What the fuck is his problem?
"Do you even want to hang out?"

00:01:09
"Do you even want to hang out?"
Oh that's considerate.
"Like I said, whatever."
"Like I said, whatever"?
Fuck this guy.

00:01:21
Jesus, "You..
are fucking priceless"
Aww.

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"You're the..
one who's fucking priceless."
This motherfucker right here..
Oh, he wants to..
Okay, mm-hum.
Mm-hum.
Okay.

00:01:41
"You want to go
right now?"
Guess I could do that.
Okay..
"Okay, let's go"?

00:01:50
He said ok, "Okay let's go"?
All right, you know what?
You know what?
"You want to really..
Do this now?"

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Keegan, you nuts.
You're not putting me out.
"Fuck yeah, let's do it."
Oh you fucking asshole!

00:02:05
"First round's mine."
Oh, no!
Oh, no!
There ain't gon be no rounds, asshole!
It's gonna be a fucking street fight!
This son of a..

00:02:13
♪Cause tonight we gonna party and the
party don't stop
you!
Buddy!

00:02:17
Like I said, first round's mine.
A beer and a gimlet for my partner right..
What's that?
Uh, I, I got you a baseball bat with
nails in it.

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For my post-apocalyptic Jackie Robinson
costume.
How did you know?