Substitute Teacher - Key & Peele *の日本語和訳


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All right, listen up, y'all.
I'm y'all's substitute teacher, Mr. Garvey.

00:00:07
I taught school for 20 years in the inner city.
So don't even think about messing with me.
Y'all feel me?
Mm-hmm.

00:00:16
Okay.
Let's take a roll here.
Jay Quellin.
Where's jay Quellin at?
No Jay Quellin here?
Yeah.

00:00:29
Uh, do you mean Jacqueline?
Okay.
So that's how it's gonna be.
Y'all wanna play.
Okay, then.

00:00:38
I got my eye on you, Jay Quellin.

00:00:44
Balakay.
Where is Balakay at?
There's no Balakay here today?
Yes, sir.
My name is Blake.
Bl... Are you out of your goddamn mind?
Blake.
What?

00:01:02
Do you wanna go to war, Balakey?
No.
'Cause we could go to war.
No.
I'm for real.
I'm for real.

00:01:10
So you better check yourself.

00:01:14
Dee-nice.
Is there a Dee-nice?
If one of y'all says some silly-ass
name...
This whole class is gonna feel my wrath.

00:01:29
Now, dee-nice.
Do you mean Denise?
Son of a bitch!

00:01:35
You say your name right, right now.
Denise?
You say it right.
Denise.
Correctly.
Denise.
Right.
Denise.
Right.
Dee-nice.
That's better.
Thank you.

00:01:44
Now, Ay-ay-ron.
Where are you?
Where is Ay-ay-ron right now?
No Ay-ay-ron, huh?
Well, you better be sick, dead,
or mute, Ay-ay-ron!
Here.
Oh, man.

00:02:03
Why didn't you answer me the first time
I said it.
Huh?
Huh?

00:02:05
You know, I'm just asking you.
I said it like, four times.
So why didn't you say it the first time
I said, "Ay-ay-ron?".

00:02:14
Because it's pronounced "Aaron".
Son of a bitch!

00:02:20
You done messed up, Ay-ay-ron.
Now take your ass on down to
Oh-shag-hennesy's office right now,
and tell him exactly what you did!

00:02:27
Who?
Oh-shag-hennesy!
Principal O'shaughnessy?

00:02:33
Get out of my goddamn classroom before
I break my foot off in your ass!
Insubordinate...
And churlish.

00:02:46
Tym-oh-thee.
Present.
Thank you!