Loco Gangsters - Key & Peele *の日本語和訳


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00:00:00
all: Ohh!
Whoo hoo hoo!

00:00:05
Eduardo, man, you are so loco, man!
Wow.
We need a crazy vato like you in our
gang.
Si.

00:00:14
With this bandana,
I welcome you to the gang.
Yo.
Hold up.
Oh..kay.

00:00:21
What's going on?
Hey.
Carlito.
Uh, I was just welcoming Eduardo into the
gang.

00:00:29
Why?
Who he?
What he did?
He's..he's crazy, man.
We..we were thinking that the gang needs
a crazy guy.
Yeah, yeah man.
This guy is loco.

00:00:41
Show him, Eduardo.
Whoa!
Loco!
That's muy loco!
Loco, huh?
NO, no.

00:00:56
I'm the loco one in this gang.
What?
Okay, okay.
Check this out.
Quack, quack, quack.
Quack, quack.

00:01:07
I'm a duck.
I'm a crazy duck.
No..Carlito.
Carlito, it's not that kind of loco, ok?
That's more like, you know, zany?
Or, or goofy.
Yeah.

00:01:17
It's the wrong kind of loco.
You want to see loco?
Carlito.
You're not crazy.

00:01:23
You're like, uh the quiet one.
I'm not quiet.
I never be caught being quiet.
In fact, I'm always loud.
Check it.
Ahh.

00:01:37
Okay, okay.
That was weird.
That was.. were you yelling?
I'll show you loco right here.

00:01:43
Right now in broad daylight, yo.
Carlito, no.
Oh my god.
Carlito, pull up your pants, homes.

00:01:49
I got tilikum on my underwear.
That's the black fish.
I'm naked, and I don't even care.

00:01:55
Carlito, you gotta pull 'em up, ok?
There's like, children in this
neighborhood, ok?
Ok, but check this out.

00:02:00
I got nine punch cards from Froyo
Universe, each with a one stamp in it.
Every time I get a froyo,
I get a new card.

00:02:09
Carlito, that's just being cavalier with
your finances instead of collecting your
free dessert.
I mean, that's not loco.
That's just like,
financially irresponsible.

00:02:18
I might not be loco,
but you know who is loco?
My friend, Mr. Basura-Head.
He's dumping the garbage.

00:02:28
Hi, I'm the most loco person in here.
Carlito.
Why would you do that?
Okay.

00:02:38
Carlito, you don't have to do this, ok?
It's not necessary.
You're not the loco one.
Check this out.
Der.
I feel.. yeah, I'm crazy.
I'm the loco one.
Ou..

00:02:53
Carlito, please don't do it again.
Ohh..
Carlito, stop.
I'm in too deep.
This is like watching the British version
of The Office.
Like, it's funny,
but awkward and sad at the same time.
Yes.
Oh!

00:03:06
Well, I think I just proved this bottle is
unbreakable.
Carlito.
You're embarrassing yourself.
Look at this.
No.
No, no, no, Carlito.

00:03:15
What are you gonna do with that?
I don't know.
I'm too crazy.
Oh!
Carlito, why would you do that, man?

00:03:25
That was loco,
but not in a entertaining way.
Okay.
Carlito, put down the gun, homes.
Oh, don't you fear.

00:03:36
Put the gun down.
Put the gun down.
The crazy, the crazy one is here.
Carlito, stop!

00:03:39
Put it down.
Oh, my staple hand.
Put the gun down.
Don't do that!

00:03:44
I shouldn't have done that.
Carlito, stop twirling it.
Loco, loco, loco.
Where she stops.
Nobody knows, co..oh..

00:03:50
[bang]
Fuck!
Carlito, you just shot Eduardo in the
head!
Now, I'm the most loco in the gang?

00:04:04
Yes, Calito, by process of elimination,
you're the most loco person in the gang.
Yes.
all: Oh!
Loco!

00:04:16
He caught the bullet!
Orale.
He caught the bullet in his teeth!
Loco!
That's the most loco-est thing I've ever
seen!
all: No, no!
[bang]