Killing an African Warlord - Key & Peele *の日本語和訳
Our forces have been devastated.
The enemy is at the edge of the village.
But I am afraid that is a luxury I cannot
You have no idea what they do to warlords.
If they capture me, they will torture me
That is no way to go.
I want you, my most trusted soldier
over the age of eight...
To take my life.
That is my final order.
So sorry, Ok.
You missed every vital organ, Jengo.
Oh, found it.
All right, now kill me Jengo.
Don't say that.
I did try my best.
Shoot me in the head, you imbecile!
Good bye commander.
Did you just insult me
as you were about to fire?
Oh well.. you had insulted me earlier.
I th..thought you would be dead.
Ah, ooh, so sorry.
Ow! Ow! Ow!
Stop..stop it! What the hell are you doing?
The gun is empty.
Would you like I stab you again?
No, no, no! Please!
What the blazes man!
I thought I could kill you very quick,
by hitting you with that big cooking pot.
Oh my god, would you please,
I mean, please get it over with.
I did not find the bullets.
Boiling hot water.